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More Wine, Less Clothing – Cheeky Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

This cheeky placemat—designed for romance readers who like their men fictional, shirtless, and ready for some fun—will bring the right mix of sass and spice—and just the right kind of trouble—to your table.

 Everyone knows the recipe for a perfect plot twist or a perfect night is the same: “More wine. Less clothing. What could go wrong?”

Cheers to meals with a little extra flavor!

*This is one of five placemats in the "Half-Dressed Book Boyfriends" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 70148122623691798082
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